Woody Allen is an American film director, writer, actor, and comedian…
Woody Allen Quotes
If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.- Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?- Woody Allen
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.- Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.- Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.- Woody Allen
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.- Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.- Woody Allen
If it turns out that there is a God…the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.- Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.- Woody Allen
Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.- Woody Allen