Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen is an American film director, writer, actor, and comedian…

Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen Quotes

If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

If it turns out that there is a God…the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.- Woody Allen

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